Okay, there once was a squirrel.  This squirrel loved to 
eat nuts.  Unfortunately, there weren't a lot of nuts 
around for her to eat, so she went on a quest to find more 
nuts.

She was hopping along happily in a forest when she came 
along a nice lady.  She had lots a nuts, and glady shared 
with the squirrel, but she didn't have enough. So squirrel 
squirreled away all the lady's nuts then left her high and 
dry nutless.

This wasn't the first time squirrel had done this.  In 
fact, squirrel was wanted in 7 forest across the woodlands 
for stealing old lady's nuts.

<Michiru> squirrel's evil?!
<Michiru> o_O;
<CodeMan> Squirrel is one of those anti-hero types

She was a fugetive squirrel.

<CodeMan> Like the Dukes of Hazzard, or the guy on 
Waterworld
<soy_beans> You give her too much credit code

So she was running out of nuts and needed to steal some 
more.

<CodeMan> Then she's just a crooked rodent
<CodeMan> String her up

Who did she see but a young woman of Chinese decent with a 
Haruka plushie.  "She must have lots of nuts", squirrel 
thought to herself.

She made friends with the woman and was invited to stay 
with her.  And squirrel did while eatting all the nuts that 
the woman had while she wasn't looking.

Well, one day, a friend came to visit the woman.  The 
friend was a bean.  Not literally, but le'ts say so for the 
story.  The bean saw the squirrel and commented on how 
kawaii she was.  And the squirrel had to admit, she was on 
hot lookin' mammal.  Then the squirrel began to wonder if 
the bean had more nuts 'cause the bean was a veggie, and 
would surely be more knowledgeable in the subject than the 
young woman.

<Michiru> o_O;
<Michiru> ¬_¬;;
<CodeMan> This story is about to get deeply wrong, I just 
know it

At night, the squirrel snuck into the bean's backpack.  The 
bean took the squirrel home without knowing it.  Once home, 
the bean immeditately went to play on her computer 'cause 
that's what beans do :)

While playin' on her computer, the squirrel checked out her 
pod and saw that she had no nuts, only icky veggies.

<Michiru> how did the squirrel fit in the pod, mandie? Oo;
<soy_beans> michi: the bean has a spacious pod with 
entertainment center for watching anime, computer, small 
kitchen, and a garden right outside :)
<CodeMan> Sounds nicer than my house! Lentils have it made.

So she began to wonder how she was going to get out of this 
mess.

<Michiru> a real pickle..

Well then, the bean had invited a man to come over and look 
at some code she had written 'cause she had some nasty bugs 
in it --;  The codeman looked over her code and determined 
that the bean was an idiot, but that's not the point of 
this story.  

The squirrel decided to try her luck and crawled into the 
backseat of the codeman's car.  After several hair pulling 
hours of debugging the exhausted codeman drove home while 
curing out the baka bean.

<CodeMan> [Cid] @$#@$@#$ rat! Get the #$#@#$ out of my car!

He was too tired to notice the furry lil animal hiding 
amongst his smelly gym bag.  The squirrel noticed the bag, 
but the codeman didn't notice the squirrel ^^;

<Michiru> kawaii
<CodeMan> I'm oblivious

Finally home, codeman dragged his tired butt into the house 
(a nice one.. better than the beans :) and fell asleep on 
the couch.

<CodeMan> Woo!

'Cause who needs a bed when your a bachelor? ^^;

<CodeMan> Yeah
<CodeMan> Beds are silly

The squirrel falled him in through the doggie door.  Of 
course, if there is a doggie door there is also a dog to go 
with it.  The squirrel found that out the hard way X.X;  We 
won't go into that, needless to say, it was messy.

<CodeMan> Get him, Slasher! Kill the rodent!

The beaten squirrel got herself dragged to the side of the 
road hoping that some kinda driver would pick her up and 
nurse her back to health.  A driver did come by but 
squirrel was too far into the road.  Eewwwww x.x

[inside the car] Young woman: I don't remember that bump 
being there lalala.

The End ^_^