Revenge of the Plushies!
	(aka Ophelia and Beans stayed up too late) (again)
			By Ophelia and Greenbeans


Ophelia: ICQ cut you off? :P

Greenbeans: Yes :P

Ophelia: Evil thing :P It was disconnecting all afternoon...

Greenbeans: Or people could be trying to cut us off ;)

Ophelia: They're afraid of the insanity! :)

Greenbeans: Aren't you? :P

Ophelia: Hell, no ;)

Greenbeans: Oh.. then I guess I have to stop crying for my mommy now :P

Ophelia: Too much wierdness? ^_^;

Greenbeans: Not enough ;)

Ophelia: Not enough silliness? ;) <bounces a squishy stress cow off Beans' 
forehead> ;)

Greenbeans: Hey! <swings at Ophelia with her beany plush cow>

Ophelia: Cow fight! <launches the cow again>

Greenbeans: Ack! <calls in the auxillery> <tosses her 2 beany squirrels at 
Ophelia>

Ophelia: Oh, no, not the squirrels! <tosses her plushy Totoro>  CHAAARGE!

Greenbeans: o_O; ....  >=] <counters with her oversized pillow-plush
frog>

Ophelia: Ack! <borrows a giant Keroppi pillow> <swings> Take THAT! It's the frog 
without eyeball cleavage!

Greenbeans: O_O!  No!!! <hides behind the couch thing while looking for more 
plushies>

Ophelia: Heh, heh, heh! <hides behind other side of the couch, with plushy 
DaemonLuna as back-up>

Greenbeans: <finds a plushed Seiya doll behind the couch> Star Serious Laser!! 
<whap> <Whap!> <WHAP!>

Ophelia: Gyah! <launches a plush Chibi-Usa doll that looks kinda like a monkey 
back over the couch> 

Greenbeans: Oi!!! Daemon children are not fair!  <takes out her Yaten plush and 
deflects>

Ophelia: It was fair, it was fair... you don't want me to have to bring out a 
Barney doll ;P

Greenbeans: O_O!!! .... >=] <distracts Ophelia with a brand new shiny glaive> 
Come and get it 

Ophelia: <hesitates> ... But it's a GLAIVE! <takes the bait>

Greenbeans: <Ophelia has 500lbs of starlight plushies fall upon her..>

Ophelia: Gyah! <struggles out from under the Scary Starlight Plushies> ... .... 
<pulls out the Chicken Cannon, loads it with a barrage of Luna-plushies>

Greenbeans: Ack!!! <cowers behind her sm pillow>

Ophelia: Bwahaha! <pulls out Luna-P pillow as a shield>

Greenbeans: <sniffs> Mommie =~~  Ophelia is picking on me =~

Ophelia: Ahh! No! She's... she's making sad faces! I... I... I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY 
MORE! <hides behind pillow>

Greenbeans: <Beans continues to whimper.. as she does so.. a wide portal opens 
to deposit four well dressed women>
                            
Haruka: Okay.. who's picking on my patron writers?

Michiru: <unladylike snort> I think they are picking on each other.. look at all 
those Starlight dolls.
        
Setsuna: Ooh, a kawaii Chibi-Usa doll!

Hotaru: Whoever stole my glaive can give it back now... and maybe I won't show 
you the sharp end of it for your deeds..

Ophelia: <whispers to Beans> Uh-oh, I hope they didn't read our last...  
creative.. um...collaboration....

Greenbeans: <looks at Ophelia> Do you think we could hide under all the 
Starlights dolls, maybe they won't notice us?

Ophelia: <nods nervously> After my Pluto fanfic and the first half of my Hotaru 
one, I think we'd better!

Greenbeans: <Ophelia and Beans do twin swan dives into the pile of dolls>
                            
Haruka: huh.. I don't see anyone here.

Michiru: Are you sure we came to the right place..?  You never did like stopping 
to ask for direction.. <wry>
                            
Haruka: blush

Ophelia: (under the pile of dolls) ... think they noticed us?

Pluto: Damn Taiki! He never did notice my good lookin' bod <whacks at pile with 
the BAK>

Ophelia: EEEP! <makes a mad scramble to hide behind the couch>

Setsuna: Damn him <whap> <oaf> damn him! <whap> <oaf>

Hotaru: Ano.. when did they release the talking Starlights dolls?

Setsuna: <airly> Oh, I'll check my collection... um... I mean....
                            
Hotaru: Collection? Do you collect dolls? Which ones?
                            
Setsuna: <thinks 'all of them!'> Er... I meant... I'll have to check and find 
out!

Haruka: <saunters over to the couch and plops down> Oi.. I know I have the right 
place. Let's just chill here for a bit and wait for them to come back?

Ophelia: <cowers behind couch> Eep! Cornered!

Michiru: Demo, Haruka, this is boring.. I want to go out shopping.
                            
Setsuna: <ears perk up> Shopping?
                            
Hotaru: <tugging on Setsuna's sleeve> What dolls do you have?

Setsuna: ... <flashes back to Setsuna playing dolls at the Gate> Aheh... oh, 
I've seen many sets of dolls over the years...
                            
Hotaru: Can I play with your dolls?

Setsuna: Not right now, Hotaru-chan.. why don't you go play with Haruka-papa and 
Michiru-mama?

Hotaru: Okay!  <jumps up to land on the couch>

Haruka: Oof!
                            
Hotaru: Let's play, Haruka-Papa! Michiru-momma, do you want to play, too?
                            
Michiru: Oh, we'll play later... <eyes Haruka speculatively>

Haruka: <coughs into fist>  [doesn't notice some matching coughing coming from 
behind the couch]

Hotaru: Demo.. I want to play.. <pouty>
                            
Michiru: How about you go behead all the Starlights dolls.. that would be fun 
and educational!
                            
Hotaru: Okay! <pulls out glaive>
                            
Haruka: Um.. how is that educational for Hotaru?

Michiru: Who said Hotaru would be the one learning new things? ;)
                            
Haruka: Oooh... *^^*

Ophelia: Ack! <pulls Beans out of the dolls behind the couch while Haruka and 
Michiru are too.... distracted to notice> .......

Greenbeans: Thanks, Ophelia. @.@ Damn.. Hotaru is really getting into those
dolls...
                            
Hotaru: Lalala... this is how we behead Takai, behead Takai, behead Takai.. all 
through the town!

Ophelia: Ooh, <wince> look what she's doing to the Seiya dolls! I wonder if 
Haruka taught her that....

Greenbeans: <winces as well as select parts are carefully collected into a pile> 
Sometimes I wonder if it really is solely genetic...

Michiru: <looks up long enough to see the ... disfigured Seiya dolls> <frowns>
                            
Haruka: Aheh... I had nothing to do with it! Really!
                            
Michiru: <gives her a speculative look> Prove it!
                            
Haruka: Mmph!


[elsewhere]
                            
Seiya: <oaf!>

Yaten: Seiya, daijobu?  You don't look so well.

Seiya: I don't feel so well.. almost like.. no.. never mind.. <eyes bulge out>

Yaten: We've got to get you to a doctor
                            
Seiya: Uuugghhh!



Hotaru: La, la, la, I like my Glaive... Setsuna-momma, do you want to play, too? 
You like dolls...
                            
Setsuna: ....

Greenbeans: o.o  Ophelia, I'm scared
                            
Ophelia: She's got my glaive! <eyes Hotaru happily mangling the Starlight 
plushies> ... Wish I could wield it like that... such a turn of the wrists!

Greenbeans: I'm bored.. Hotaru is mangling the Starlights.. Haruka and Michiru 
are being adults... and Setsuna is grimancing for some reason.
                            
Ophelia: At least they aren't coming after us.
                            
Greenbeans: I'd almost rather if they did.. 
                            
Haruka <sticking head over back of couch>: That can be arranged..

Greenbeans: o.o;; shimatta..

Ophelia and Greenbeans: Eeep!
                            
Michiru: <sticks head out around the side of the couch> If you'd like.... but we 
are rather BUSY... <smirks>
                            
Haruka: ... Aheh, yes, well... <flush>

Greenbeans and Ophelia: No, we're-quite-happy-sitting-here-thank-you-for-asking

Michiru: I thought so. <Haruka's head is suddenly pulled back down
and the couch begins to rock slightly>
                            
Ophelia: Scoot over, Beans, I don't want to get squished against the wall! <eyes 
rocking couch> Maybe we'd better leave... gotta get to bed... <couch momentarily 
stops rocking> 
                            
Haruka: <leans over top of the couch again> Oh-hoh! <eyes the two>
                            
Ophelia: Ack! No! Sleep! Sleep! I meant I have to go to sleep! ALONE!
                            
Haruka: Now what's the fun in that?
                            
Michiru <still out of sight>: If you don't MIND, Haruka... <pulls her down> 
<couch begins to rock again>

Greenbeans: <eyes Ophelia> You should know better then to say that sort of stuff 
around her :P
                            
Ophelia: What?! I just want to get to sleep!

Greenbeans: <sweatdrops>
                            
Ophelia: Oh ^_^; Er. Slumber in a solitary fashion, that is.
                            
Haruka: <from couch> Oh, so THAT'S what they're calling it these days!
                            
Ophelia: Ack!

Michiru: And you wouldn't know what that is, hum, Haruka?
                            
Haruka: No.. and I never do.. 

Michiru: Are you complaining, then, hmm?
                            
Haruka: No, nonono! not at all?
                            
Michiru: <purrs> Goood...

Haruka: <melts> You know what that does to me..
                            
Setsuna <still sulking in corner>: Do you know what that does to me? <makes 
gagging noises>
                            
Hotaru: Are you sick, Setsuna-mama?
                            
Setsuna: Only of a certain two flirts..

Hotaru: Oh... do you think Haruka-papa's sick? She sounds funny...
                            
Setsuna: Ano... why don't you come over here, Hotaru, and we'll play with the 
dolls?
                            
Hotaru: <giggles> I knew it!

[in the meantime]
Greenbeans: <yawns> T'is past my bed time

Ophelia: Hush! Don't say bed around those two!

Haruka: We heard that!
                            
<Beans falls asleep leaning against Ophelia>

Haruka: <looks over the end of the couch> <Beans is asleep leaning on Ophelia, 
Ophelia is asleep curled up around her plushy Totoro> ..... 
Awww....

Michiru: <with camera> Want to black mail them?
                            
Haruka: Of course, then maybe we can get them to write some more stories about 
us with a lil more haste.
                            
Setsuna: I'm not sure you'd want that.. you should see the lastest featuring 
me...

Haruka <grumbling>: We have.. a zillion times already!

Setsuna: And it's still not a enough! You two cuddlily love birds get all the 
good fics!

Michiru: Doesn't that tell you something?

Haruka: Yeah, I wouldn't complain! HOW many times has one or the other of us 
been killed off?
                            
Setsuna: <grumble> YOU saw that latest one Ophelia's revising....
                            
Michiru: At least yours is done! She's been working on mine for a year and a 
half!
                            
<authors stir uneasily in their sleep>

Haruka: <grumble> And what about that Heaven's Ruler 'fic Beans has been 
promising me since summer.. I'd have wacked off a few parts of hers if she had 
them by now..

Michiru: Ara.. and she's behind in College Life too.. do you think a mirror to 
the head would help again?
                            
<the authors are now whimpering in their sleep.. Beans clings to Ophelia's arm>

Hotaru: <pulls on Setsuna's arm as if trying to unscrew it> But there are hardly 
ANY stories about meee!
                            
<Ophelia curls up even tighter around her Totoro>

<the four Outer Senshi glare at the two authors>
                            
Haruka: Should we wake them?

Michiru: No.. let them sleep.. and dream well my unfortunate friends.. because 
we will be back.. and we expect glorious fics upon our return.. 
mwahahahahaha!

Haruka: o_O; Okkayyy...

<authors whimper again, stirring restlessly>
                            
<Outer Senshi make a graceful exit...  Hotaru pipes up> "Why don't we write our 
OWN story?"

END