After midnight in the time zones of both concerned... Greenbeans and Ophelia present... a scenario. It was late, we're both insane, what else can I say? ;P Other than it's vaguely ecchi, and some minor cursing. You Have Been Warned. High Silliness Content! Turn back now before it's too late! Beware! ... What, still here? On your own head be it... Can't We All Just Be Friends? By Greenbeans and Ophelia Haruka: Oi, you stole our cool attitude.. *I* am the distant one here.. look at da name.. 'distant'.. you are just a bunch of transexual senshi wannabes Seiya (in high pitched voice): At least I have the balls to speak! Haruka: : Bakayaro.... Get this straight bitch.. er.. bastard.. er.. bitch.. er *IT*.. *I* am the only one who can make passes on odango atama.. got that?! And I called her that first, so back off wench! Mamoru: Uh, I hate to interrupt you gentlemen- er, ladies, er... interrupt you, but *I* was the one who started that- Harkua and Seiya: Butt out, cape boy! Haruka : Getting back to business.. I still haven't kicked your ass for flirting with my girl! Seiya: Ha! She was the one flirting with me.. She's the player, not me! Haruka: Er.. Well you shouldn't have looked interested.. Getting your grubby paws on my Michiru's body.. I'll teach you! "STAR GENTLE UTERUS!!" Haruka: Gyah! You call that an attack?? Flingin' reproductive organs about is no way to defeat an enemy! Haruka: Huh.. you realize how '80s tacky leather is? Very well.. I'll show you how it's done. Uranus: Note that I at least have the *legs* for the fuku.. ;) Star Maker: *sniff* I make a MUCH better woma- *sweatdrop* What? Why are you looking at me like that? Haruka: 'Cause Mercury's gotta better bod on her than you do, bookworm.. Healer: *sputter* Why that... she never! She doesn't! Maker & Fighter: Whaat? We suspected, but... Healer: Thanks a lot *GUYS*.. Uranus: So.. can I just kick your asses now and be done with it? Maker: You sure can try sailor your anus... Uranus: You will *suffer* for that worm.. Maker: Oooh, Sailor yerANUS doesn't like her name! Haruka: *hefts Space Sword* I can think of a few good cuts to make once you transform back... Maker: Eep! Seiya: Hahahaha why? Jealous that you don't have one and you're gonna take Taiki's.. I wouldn't bother.. I've seen chiwawas with bigger.. Seiya: @.@ Uranus: Or I could just take yours Seiya: O_O Eep! Michiru: Oh, but are you SURE, Haruka? Uranus: Michiru.. ahhh.. love.. sweety.. my fuzzily cuddlily teddy bear.. when did you get here? heh heh heh I just want to make you happy.. aahhh Michiru: *dryly* Oh, I see... You think I want what Seiya has? *sniffs, flips hair over shoulder, watching Haruka out of the corner of her eye* Love, I didn't mean it that way.. I just wanted to give you more.. options.. yes, that's it.. a variety so to say hehehehe.. and well.. we could start a collection y'know? Today the Starlights, tomorrow the world, ne? :) Michiru: *raises eyebrow* So what, now you want to invite them to join in?? Uranus: O_O!!! oh gads no! Hhaahaha.. forget that I ever suggested it.. let's um.. er.. go home.. yeah.. or a movie.. I could take you to a movie.. that works :) Michiru: Oh? Why don't we just go straight home, hmm? ;) Haruka: Aheh... *blush* Seiya: wtf just happened? Maker: You were insulting the size of my.. Seiya: I know that!.. Kaioh Michiru.. one day... Healer: ^_^;; What IS it with you and the taken ones? Maker: (to self) He'll never be mine! END